Law of the Jungle a la Carte #4
  Remember to click on the links for the riveting audio commentary.

Rule #14: No one ever learns their fucking lesson.

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Rule #15: You don't get a free ride just because you're dead.

NEWS FLASH: I just took a nap and dreamed about the Xbox 2. Click here for the future!

Diagram!

Rule #16: I'm right.

Required reading: PlayStation Portable for $500?
Atari CEO Bonnell predicts high initial price tag for forthcoming handheld. (CNN)

and: DS vs. Game Gear 2 (ME)

Rule #17: Suits are too fucking expensive.

But I do look good in them... FLASHBACK (10/7/2003)

Rule #18: If an online dating service tells you to keep your money, because they can't help you, expect to die alone.

That's it for this week... Bacon still causes cancer... ASS CANCER!

 

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