Information, Bio, Bacon

This guy right above these words is my pride and joy. I wanted something happy, angry, evil, and British.

If I were ever to become the ruler of a country, I would be a fascist leader that ruled with an iron fist. My title would be the Minister of Fun, and that is where this site gets its name.

Ministry of Fun is a take on the names of the British cabinet. That explains the monocle.

Quite!

 My name is Joe Maywalt. This is my website. Here is a picture of me:

 

 

 

Pretty damned hot, huh? Oh ladies, I'm single!

 

 

 

I am this site. Everything on it is my work. That may change, and I will let you know if it does.

I really do have stuffed animals. Sandy, Charlie, and Laura have real counterparts.

You'll see that I'm referred to as Sarah on some parts of the site. Yeah, about that. HEY, WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU?!?! Let's put it this way: there is something to it, but I'm not going into it any further. If it matters to you, I'm sorry.

I lied about the bacon, sorry.

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